Throat Full of Glass

• me: makes a mistake
• me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years

A Gordon Ramsay poem

gordonramsaypoetry:

Touch the meat
Touch the meat.
It’s raw.
Raw.

(via katoby)

• Ink: I'm sorry ma'am but...anatomy does not work like that
• Ink: I'm just sayin'
• Ink: OKAY THAT WAS THE END OF MY TROLLISH BEHAVIOUR FOR THE DAY
• Isilzheha: PFF WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
• Isilzheha: I FLIP MY WINGS EVERY WHICH WAY
• Ink: LOL
• Ink: I FLIP MY WINGS BACK AND FORTH I FLIP MY WINGS BACK AND FORTH
• Isilzheha: LOOLL
• Ink: LIKE DUDE PRIMARY FEATHERS DON'T COME OUT OF THE STOMACH OKAY
• Ink: I MEAN IMAGINE WOLVES FLYING FUCKING FACE DOWN
• Ink: OH SHIT SMACKED INTO THAT ROCK WITH MY FACE SORRY BRO
• Isilzheha: LOOOL
• Ink: DEERZ IMMA GET U
• Ink: IM GET U
• Ink: COME BAK
• Ink: NO STAPP RANNING
• Ink: and then it gets vertigo and smashes into a rock and dies
• Ink: the end
• Ink: *closes book, tucks isil in*
• Isilzheha: MMMM GIVE ME SMOOCHES
• Ink: *big sloppy granny smooch*
• Ink: LMFAO
• Isilzheha: MMMMM MY FAVORITE KIND

please send help I can't stop laughing, this is the shit I'm up to when I'm tired

• Ink: I'm gonna be that granny that purposefully drools all over her fucking grandkids
• Isilzheha: LOLOL
• Ink: just to piss them off
• Isilzheha: Pinch their cheeks
• Isilzheha: All of them
• Isilzheha: jk
• Ink: yeah and like, hide peppermints in their clothes
• Ink: LOL
• Isilzheha: LOLOL
• Ink: moth balls
• Ink: LOL
• Ink: fuck
• Isilzheha: HERE YOU GO SONNY, HAVE A MINT. what are you talking about grandma. TAKE THE FUCKING MINT U LIL SHIT
• Ink: have one of those little mini dogs that shiver all the fucking time
• Ink: AND LAUGHING YES
• Ink: 'TAKE THE FUCKING MINT U LIL SHIT'
• Ink: oh god
• Ink: laughing
• Ink: forever
• Ink: I'm dead

• doctor: all of time and space , where do you wanna go?
• me: jibcon

getting 0 notes on a post you were so sure was going to be successful

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